A PRIMEIRA PIADA DE PORTUGUES EM ENGLÊS

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: "GREEN", "PINK", and "YELLOW". The Italian was the first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day." The French was the next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV." Last one was the Portuguese: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN... GREEN..., I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!"